Mar 28th, 2005 by Kimberley
when i was little i never really played with barbies and doll babies. in fact, they sort of freaked me right the heck out. i was scared of them. especially the porcelain ones with glass eyes.
however, i did like to fill old prescription bottles with tic tacs and skittles and pretend like i had a nasty little addiction. i’d walk around the house in oversized sunglasses and my mom would be all like, “did you clean your room?” and i’d be all stumbling around the house, holding my hands to my head. “stop shouting at me! why do you people have to put all this pressure on me! god!!”
i was a very angsty seven year old.
