can you give me my PIN?
no.
can you give me my PIN?
no.
can you give me my PIN?
no.
give me my PIN.
no.
will you give me my PIN now?
no.
how ’bout now?
no.
now?
no.
how about now?
no.
will you give me my PIN now?
no.
how about now?
no.
now?
no.
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A Woman's Manifesto
Because a woman’s work is never done.
and is underpaid, or unpaid, or boring, or repetitious,
and we’re the first to get fired,
and what we look like is more important than what we do.
And if we get raped its our fault
and if we get beaten we must have provoked it
and if we raise our voices we’re nagging bitches
and if we enjoy sex we’re nymphos
and if we don’t we’re frigid
and if we love women it’s because we can’t get a real man
and if we ask our doctor too many questions we’re neurotic or pushy
and if we expect childcare we’re selfish
and if we stand up for our rights we’re aggressive and un-feminine
and if we don’t we’re typical weak females
and if we want to get married we’re out to trap a man
and if we don’t we’re unnatural
and because we still can’t get an adequate, safe contraceptive, but men can walk on the moon
and if we can’t cope or don’t want a pregnancy we’re made to feel guilty about abortion
and for lots and lots of other reasons
we are part of the women’s liberation movement.- Joyce Stevens, International Woman’s Day, 1975.
Man Vs. Heart Attack
I am somewhat worried about the dude on Man v Food. He isn’t looking so good these days and putting that food away like that can’t be good for him.
I’ll slip you a couple hundred bucks if you can get me in.
Anon.
wtf??
i can almost hear david spade’s voice. how about “nooooooooo”?
i should go to work for Capitol One! *totally*
Oh, I hope you have not catagorized this one as a day you “did stuff”…..you wasted a lot of time here dearie…see I can help you, this obviously the reason that you get so f’n far behind…Now let’s see…If we didn’t lose our pin we wouldn’t be begging for it….you might have tried another question, like; can i change my pin…Or, i’m going to blow you ass up and your sorry ass bank if you do not give me my pin,,,,See the more direct, authoritative approach, may work better So, Keep practicing…I’ll gauge you progress on the 15th…
but butchie dear, *I* didn’t lose *MY* pin. it were our dearest members who were calling *ME* for their PINs. see what happens when you make assumptions?
