Jul 15th, 2005 by Kimberley
things i’ve done while away on this business trip:
- ran over a hammer in the middle of the freeway with the rental car. ~ had to replace the entire tire and rim and everything. i also ran over a pair of men’s underwear sitting near the hammer in the road. because this entire state is confused.
- came within one millisecond of smashing into a sign in the middle of the road that should not have been in the middle of the road except that this entire state is confused.
- was nearly eaten to death by a tick that had crawled down my shirt and decided to take up residence in the valley that is my cleavage. it nearly sucked all my blood and guts out. and no, i’m not exaggerating. not even a little bit. it was GYNORMOUS, this tick. they grow them big around here because …this entire state is confused.
all in all, i think it’s going fairly well. only 10 or so more days to survive and then i’m home free. :\
I got bitten in the same place, there is still a mark three weeks later. I found the dead insect in my bra, he he!
Ah, hell, it didn’t even bite her, it was just moving South. The reason they have so many ticks is that they don’t have any fire ants up there….
hey. HEY! i was in grave danger. it was traveling south, but the only reason it didn’t bite was cause it was caught before it could. i could have DIED you meanie.
yeah, I heard about this, a couple of points of points to consider, one: try driving with eyes open, to avoid hitting things, second: were you trying to look at the condition of the underwear and then hit the hammer, did you pick up the hammer? the underwear? both? neither? just wonderin’
Statement #2: see response #1 it seems to be a reoccurring theme with you and automobiles, hitting objects; animal vegetable or mineral…
Bullet #3: well, what can we say about that??? Let’s just suffice it to say that it could have acted as an implant that you did not need surgery for, for a more fuller bosom, next time, let the tick hang on and hang around.. although it might not be too appealling once the shirt comes off and you have a third big black boob with little itty bitty legs……lol,lol,lol,
McTwoll….is you laughin’ yet??? heh!!!!
As always…….for effect and an in an entire constant state of confusion…So there!
har har. i WAS driving with my eyes open. and of course you heard about it. news spreads fast among you guys. especially when it’s me doing something stupid.
1) the hammer and underwear were just THERE. some bonehead left them and i didn’t see them until too late. HOWEVER, i now have my suspicions that i might know the bonehead who left them. y’all are enjoying this way too much.
2) yeah. let’s bring that up again. MEAN. just mean.
3) that’s nasty billiam. if a tick had been crawling on you, you would have been screaming like a girl.
you and your twoll need classes to improve your bedside manner…sort of like a barking dog and handler i know.
Well it does happen quite often…actually a better catagorization would be; “alarming frequency” on two counts…I’ll let you figure out which two,,,but I’ll give you a hint…those who don’t learn from history are condemned to repeat it…
Words of advice , run over the underwear unless occupied, it does less damage to tires providing they are not the stainess steel variety ( worn at work to repel any ass chewin’ session )
like repeating “of points” which i might add to your credit, you did not tear me a new one on….Say, you are a gracious hostess, i take it all back…( some of it )
Do you remember a phone call to the party of second part from the party of the first part, Something about the whereabouts of a wheel and locating the facilitator of said wheel…you’re tellin’ on yourself…..lol,lol,lol,
a couple you know and love, all too well…
I never claimed to be a medical man, some what of an artiste’ maybe, but, not the kind of talents you are thinkin’ of….well, maybe,,,,nah…..Love ya….”mean” it…
Let’s just say that no one holds a candle to “Alice” in the bedside manner department…I think you know what I am talking about…Can I get an Amen,,, McMeanie???
Amen!