the way we were

the guy next to me on the plane was wearing a digital spongebob watch. he looked about 45. so i was wondering if he just really likes spongebob or if his kids maybe bought it for him and he’s wearing it for them. which is awfully sweet. i once wore a macaroni necklace to work for a full week because jake made it for me and looked heartbroken everytime i took it off. it wasn’t until noodles started falling off that i was finally able to convince him maybe it’s safer hanging up in my room. and there it still sits.

so yeah, i’m back. hooray! i slept in my own bed last night. simple pleasures. the boys are back from california as well. they talked my ear off for the past 24 hours about disneyland, universal studios, californialand, the jelly belly factory, blah blah blah. so while i was melting in 199 degree heat working for the man, they basically had the time of their lives. nothing makes me happier. at least i had the girls, twoll twoy and butch’s stories to keep me entertained. who needs a magical kingdom when you’ve got a smokey bar and unlimited material?

i’m beyond tired. i don’t think i’m well. i’m off to get my PT checked and restock the groceries in the house but i’m sure i’ll be back in no time to regale you all with my fascinating words of wit. haha! i’m so bored already.

4 Responses to “the way we were

  1. McMeanie says:

    The Faiwy Pwincess still cannot operate her pumpkin coach…A macaroni necklace sounds like a good thing..something to eat and something to wear.

    T.T.

  2. Kimberley says:

    ha! poor faiwy pwincess. you’re such a mean evil twoll!

    mmmmn. macaroni goodness.

  3. butch says:

    That’s funny,,,I usually wear what I eat too!!! although i never called it a necklace, …..filled out my response to fun at the Pike County Courthouse… what a literary art form that was a true mistresspiece..man, I want what the barkin’ dog is takin’…. about a dozen or so, just to keep me “real” like her…Heh…Champagne anyone??? too bad they don’t have an idiot “proof” for bottles of wine, she would be the gauge…”F” her and her shakey F’n midget handler…. They shoot horses don’t they? well they are a couple of horses asses…..fire when ready Gridley and that’s being nice…Sorry, got off the subject a little…lol,lol,lol…

  4. Kimberley says:

    oh gosh. you just crack yourself RIGHT up. y’all are mean. picking on that poor, defenseless …woman(?) like that. MEAN!

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