pat robertson, that posterchild for post-birth abortion has done it again. he told the whore-mongering heretics in the town of dover, PA that they have rejected god from their city and if there was a disaster there they shouldn’t expect his help cause their pleas would be fallin’ on deaf ears.
therefore, i’ve just decided this very minute to go move in with pat robertson. that way, no disaster will ever befall me.
it’s foolproof, man.
please forward all mail to:
kimberley
c/o pat robertson
666 crazy ass lane
big mouth lunatic, loonybin USA 12345
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i haven’t been to church since the reagan administration, but the last time i checked, god doesn’t abandon people because they live in pennsylvania! think of the eagles! think of the sucky pirates and the surprisingly good nitany lions!
What was your score on that HELL test again? I don’t think that living with Pat is gonna help ya.
MM
danny: i think of them often. so, so often. i’m thinking of them right now!
mcmeanie: i’ve just managed to repress the memory of the hell test and you have to go and bring it up again. but see, living with pat will absolve me of all that. that’s the beauty of it. i told you, foolproof!
Hah. That’s what you think. He’ll be smacking you on the forehead with a cross, screaming “get thee behind me, Satan!” from the moment you walk in the door.
er, i think you have ME confused with YOU, RAS.
All you have to do is become a Jehova’s witmess then you’ll be safe, well that’s what I heard