Nov 18th, 2005 by Kimberley
i’ve had the same headache for roughly two weeks. it comes in waves. it weakens and strenghtens in severity. it does not rock the casbah.
if this were a movie i’d be dead by now. you know how in movies the first sign of an oscar is a cough or a headache? that’s when you reach for the kleenex or your boyfriend’s jacket or whatever’s closest to blow your nose into. that’s when you can guarandamntee someone’s going to bite the bullet. nobody ever coughs or gets a headache in a movie unless they’re going to keel over dead. of course, people never eat or sleep in movies either. unless it’s essential to the plot.
so i figure what with the two week headache and the fact that now i’m having phantom tastes as well, like orange juice tastes like dish soap and bagels taste like dish soap and pretty much everything tastes like dish soap and i don’t have an appetite anymore anyway so who cares about that? i guess i probably have a brain tumor. not that i’m a fatalist or anything.
i should probably go have that checked out. and i will! right after the holidays. why ruin a good time? dish soap-flavored turkey is the bestest! besides, if i wait, it’ll better my chances for an oscar.
So, have you checked to see what dish soap tastes like?
youve heard me talk. believe me, i know from way back what dish soap tastes like.
oh. haha. i get it. you’ll have to excuse me. the brain tumor is making me slow on the uptake.
no, but i suspect it tastes like a combination of orange juice, turkey and bagels. i’ll let you know!
it could be a sinus headache,,,,turning into an infuction,,,,,,they make everything pretty nasty too…yah??!!!
for a change of pace, take a bite out of a lava soap bar….it’s crunchy….for days…and cleans and scrubs that lingering plaque too!
insert the word “taste” after everything now it makes sense huh? it’s not a tooooomur!!!
it’s a tumah! leave an old woman to her delusions before dying. and you’re right. this lava soap bar is delicious and it tastes like chicken!
i guess it must be slow at work to respond that quickly…Oh, I forgot, you have “different” priorities….chicken fricasse’..that is…
Dare I ask if you are p-r-e-g-n-, no, perhaps you need your eyes tested.