and sadly, i’ve no tales of hammers in the road or drunken men in fruit of the looms. well, okay maybe there was a guy in boxer briefs who could be called a person of interest, but i shan’t repeat that here. just understand that he was not under the car at any point during this little expedition and all will be well. i’ll post pictures soon.
the weather was beautiful. sunny days and no coats required. i hated to come home except that california is full of crazy crackers and lunatic laws that would make living there an impossibility for one who is so obviously seeped in perfect mental health as i.
we came home to cold, frosty weather and the threat of snow tomorrow. but hey, what do i care? listen to ray smuckles. he’ll tell you what’s up.
welcome home!
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A Woman's Manifesto
Because a woman’s work is never done.
and is underpaid, or unpaid, or boring, or repetitious,
and we’re the first to get fired,
and what we look like is more important than what we do.
And if we get raped its our fault
and if we get beaten we must have provoked it
and if we raise our voices we’re nagging bitches
and if we enjoy sex we’re nymphos
and if we don’t we’re frigid
and if we love women it’s because we can’t get a real man
and if we ask our doctor too many questions we’re neurotic or pushy
and if we expect childcare we’re selfish
and if we stand up for our rights we’re aggressive and un-feminine
and if we don’t we’re typical weak females
and if we want to get married we’re out to trap a man
and if we don’t we’re unnatural
and because we still can’t get an adequate, safe contraceptive, but men can walk on the moon
and if we can’t cope or don’t want a pregnancy we’re made to feel guilty about abortion
and for lots and lots of other reasons
we are part of the women’s liberation movement.- Joyce Stevens, International Woman’s Day, 1975.
Man Vs. Heart Attack
I am somewhat worried about the dude on Man v Food. He isn’t looking so good these days and putting that food away like that can’t be good for him.
