there’s a few interesting articles over at wired news about firefox. first, this article describing the efforts of volunteer “evangelists” who tirelessly work to promote the alternative (and far, far superior) browser to IE. firefox is one of those things that gets great word of mouth for being such a great product because it actually is great. people can’t comprehend why anyone would suffer through a vastly flawed utility when this one is so much better in every way. hence, they’re spreading the word far and wide. me, personally, i like feeling superior so i don’t tell people about it just so i can look down on them and their puny, ineffective browsers. (okay, not really. but it sounded tough, right?)
if you don’t read the article you won’t see this link leading to these funny, funny little videos created by one such volunteer evangelist turned mozilla marketing executive for his efforts. except that i, you know, just linked you. but still! you should read the article!
and finally, this article, which outlines the must-have extensions for every firefox user. good stuff there. you know what an extension is right? cause you use firefox? if not, you should. unless, you know, you enjoy being inferior to me.
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A Woman's Manifesto
Because a woman’s work is never done.
and is underpaid, or unpaid, or boring, or repetitious,
and we’re the first to get fired,
and what we look like is more important than what we do.
And if we get raped its our fault
and if we get beaten we must have provoked it
and if we raise our voices we’re nagging bitches
and if we enjoy sex we’re nymphos
and if we don’t we’re frigid
and if we love women it’s because we can’t get a real man
and if we ask our doctor too many questions we’re neurotic or pushy
and if we expect childcare we’re selfish
and if we stand up for our rights we’re aggressive and un-feminine
and if we don’t we’re typical weak females
and if we want to get married we’re out to trap a man
and if we don’t we’re unnatural
and because we still can’t get an adequate, safe contraceptive, but men can walk on the moon
and if we can’t cope or don’t want a pregnancy we’re made to feel guilty about abortion
and for lots and lots of other reasons
we are part of the women’s liberation movement.- Joyce Stevens, International Woman’s Day, 1975.

Man Vs. Heart Attack
I am somewhat worried about the dude on Man v Food. He isn’t looking so good these days and putting that food away like that can’t be good for him.
One should always be drunk. That's all that matters; that's our one imperative need. So as not to feel Time's horrible burden; one which breaks your shoulders and bows you down, you must get drunk without cease.
But with what? With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk.
And if, at some time, on steps of a palace, in the green grass of a ditch, in the bleak solitude of your room, you are waking and the drunkenness has already abated, ask the wind, the wave, the stars, the clock, all that which flees, all that which groans, all that which rolls, all that which sings, all that which speaks, ask them, what time it is; and the wind, the wave, the stars, the birds, and the clock, they will all reply:
"It is time to get drunk!
So that you may not be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk, get drunk, and never pause for rest! With wine, poetry, or virtue, as you choose!"
Charles Baudelaire













Firefox is sexy. I use it to search for breasts, threesomes and Alyssa Milano. It has sex, drugs and rock n’ roll! Yes, this is a blatant attempt to get hits from googling weirdos.
Heh,
M@
you want her. you want her and her sexy, sexy feet. admit it.
Cock. Firefox sucks. The only thing it’s good for is uploading to my blog. Otherwise it’s slow, keeps crashing and is generally a mere halfway house between the cretinous IE and the orgasmic Safari.
So there.
ooooerrrrrrrrrr, you said “cock”