yesterday morning jacob asked me why god gave people diseases. he wondered if maybe he was lonely. “do you think he gets bored, mom? like maybe he gets bored with the people who are there and he wants someone else to party with so he brings other people up?”

“anything’s possible,” i told him “stranger things have happened.”

then, last night before bed he asked me if it was sacrilegious for him to write a story in which god sat around eating cheeseburgers while wearing a party hat. “no” he actually said that word. “sacrilegious” which, you know, that alone proves he’s smarter than me.

what about if i don’t call him god in my story?

what would you call him?

the dude.

no. that’s fine.

what about Mr. Him?

still fine.

does god get mad about anything?

not my god. he’s pretty easy going.

yeah, that’s why he sits around eating cheeseburgers in party hats with disease people.

mm hmm. pretty much the way i see it too.

 

2 Responses to it’s later than you think

  1. Anji says:

    I’m looking forward to going to heaven now!

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