i went to san diego this past weekend. the rain followed. san diego is a lovely place to visit though. rain or no.
i saw a man walk into a street sign. i was in the cab on the way to the airport sunday and i watched him walk down the sidewalk. he was right outside Ralph’s, looking all around him like it was the first time he’d seen daylight. then blam! he walked right into it. i giggled and the cabbie gave me a look. i wanted to tell him, but was afraid he’d think me unkind. why i care what a cabbie in san diego thinks of me, i couldn’t begin to tell you.
i’m homesick. this, i’ve decided after not much deliberation at all. not homesick for here. cause i live here now and even when i travel i always come back. seattle is great super fantastic smashing. but it’s not home. home is 3600+ miles away and calling.
what i miss is rain that isn’t constant or misty, but torrential and final. audible. it makes its presence known. i miss the way everything seems to move so much more slowly there. people talk more slowly, move as if they have all the time in the world. boiled peanuts and june bugs. spanish moss and fireflies that flicker on the still night air. i miss beaches with white sand that you can actually wade into, hermit crabs and lemon ice vendors up and down the strand. boys colored to the shade of cornflakes and girls scented like macaroons, baking in the midday sun. i miss the ice cream shack across from the big arcade with warm waffle cones and cherry vanilla ice cream. putt-putt golf. calabash. i miss crescent and huntington. myrtle beach and sumter. camden and columbia. i miss the maggie valley and carowinds. and all points in between. i wanna go home now. please and thank you.
that is all.
A Woman's Manifesto
Because a woman’s work is never done.
and is underpaid, or unpaid, or boring, or repetitious,
and we’re the first to get fired,
and what we look like is more important than what we do.
And if we get raped its our fault
and if we get beaten we must have provoked it
and if we raise our voices we’re nagging bitches
and if we enjoy sex we’re nymphos
and if we don’t we’re frigid
and if we love women it’s because we can’t get a real man
and if we ask our doctor too many questions we’re neurotic or pushy
and if we expect childcare we’re selfish
and if we stand up for our rights we’re aggressive and un-feminine
and if we don’t we’re typical weak females
and if we want to get married we’re out to trap a man
and if we don’t we’re unnatural
and because we still can’t get an adequate, safe contraceptive, but men can walk on the moon
and if we can’t cope or don’t want a pregnancy we’re made to feel guilty about abortion
and for lots and lots of other reasons
we are part of the women’s liberation movement.- Joyce Stevens, International Woman’s Day, 1975.

Man Vs. Heart Attack
I am somewhat worried about the dude on Man v Food. He isn’t looking so good these days and putting that food away like that can’t be good for him.
One should always be drunk. That's all that matters; that's our one imperative need. So as not to feel Time's horrible burden; one which breaks your shoulders and bows you down, you must get drunk without cease.
But with what? With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk.
And if, at some time, on steps of a palace, in the green grass of a ditch, in the bleak solitude of your room, you are waking and the drunkenness has already abated, ask the wind, the wave, the stars, the clock, all that which flees, all that which groans, all that which rolls, all that which sings, all that which speaks, ask them, what time it is; and the wind, the wave, the stars, the birds, and the clock, they will all reply:
"It is time to get drunk!
So that you may not be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk, get drunk, and never pause for rest! With wine, poetry, or virtue, as you choose!"
Charles Baudelaire












