i’ve written scads of most excellent books in my day.
well, not so much written as thought about it.
well, not so much thought about it as i’ve come up with really excellent titles for them.
i come up with all these awesome book titles and i get a glimmer of an idea for the book behind the title and then i get all jacked about writing the actual book and that usually lasts until i fall asleep as that’s typically when these brilliant ideas come to me. then when i awake in the morning the only thing that lingers is the totally awesome title and that’s it.
which really, all this amounts to nothing. except this maybe. if you ever write a best selling novel and you can’t think of a title call me up. i’ve got tons!
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A Woman's Manifesto
Because a woman’s work is never done.
and is underpaid, or unpaid, or boring, or repetitious,
and we’re the first to get fired,
and what we look like is more important than what we do.
And if we get raped its our fault
and if we get beaten we must have provoked it
and if we raise our voices we’re nagging bitches
and if we enjoy sex we’re nymphos
and if we don’t we’re frigid
and if we love women it’s because we can’t get a real man
and if we ask our doctor too many questions we’re neurotic or pushy
and if we expect childcare we’re selfish
and if we stand up for our rights we’re aggressive and un-feminine
and if we don’t we’re typical weak females
and if we want to get married we’re out to trap a man
and if we don’t we’re unnatural
and because we still can’t get an adequate, safe contraceptive, but men can walk on the moon
and if we can’t cope or don’t want a pregnancy we’re made to feel guilty about abortion
and for lots and lots of other reasons
we are part of the women’s liberation movement.- Joyce Stevens, International Woman’s Day, 1975.
Man Vs. Heart Attack
I am somewhat worried about the dude on Man v Food. He isn’t looking so good these days and putting that food away like that can’t be good for him.
