i was sitting here tonight working and watching the idiot box when the geico caveman commercial came on. then i thought, “i love these commercials. they’re funny. but quietly so. there’s no talking, skateboarding dog. there’s no girls gone wild with mammaries poppin’ out left and right. there’s no animatronics. no flashing lights and screaming voices. it’s just simple, demure humor. and geico isn’t all in your face with their pitch. so that’s good.” and then i realized that i’ve devoted nearly 5 minutes to thinking about the cavemen, far more than the length of the actual commercial. that’s weird.

but i couldn’t let it go. i opened firefox and googled, “i love the geico caveman” and hit enter. then, i don’t know. i guess i just thought there would be nothing to see. but instead there were like nine million pages declaring their adoration. oh how much america loves their commercials. this page, i thought was an anti-caveman ad. i thought this because the website is called Awful Commercials dot com. i thought they might be doing some serious slaggin’ on them in there. the tagline to the website is, “ads ridiculed, lives ruined” for god sake. but silly me, that’s just what they WANT you to think. when i got there it was really all about the love. just how much they loved loved loved those cavemen. the main article told us so. and further more, 246 other people agreed. that 246 people cared enough to read an article and then leave an actual comment that speaks to their love of the geico cavemen commercials just blew my mind. but then again, there i am. reading it.

so there you go. all media is evil.

also, i got this email. it’s spam. can you explain it to me? cause i don’t get it. it would appear to me that someone was trying to tell me something about pimples. but then, inexplicably, they were literally dragged off while typing.

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