i had a weird dream last night that i was in a restaurant with him and he started whining to me about his break up with cameron diaz. i remember being very bored with the conversation. i really wanted a piece of bread. it’s like all i could think about. the whole time he was talking it’s all that was going through my head. one still-warm piece of sourdough garlic bread with butter. and he’s going “blah blah blah and she just dumped me!”
but then he leaned over and tried to kiss me and i was like oh whoa. i don’t even like justin timberlake. although i heard he brought sexy back. which was nice of him. i guess. i didn’t even know it was missing.
still. i don’t want him kissing me. not even in my dreams. not even in his dreams.
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You and the Damn bread…Only if your readers knew about you and relationship with bread…does the significant other take a back seat to the bread too? don’t answer, it will just expose the depth of the illness…..lol,lol,lol, When you leave this earth, your casket will look like a loaf of it…if they cremate you, it will smell like someone baking bread…lol,lol….p.s. got the shirt in the mail, thanks,
hey! HEY! you just leave me the hell alone. i have a serious problem. i can’t help it. it’s either drink myself into an early grave or it’s bread. now which do you prefer? i thought so. i just THOUGHT so.
(on second thought, i could do both! BOTH! excuse me. i’ll be right back.)
All I could think of was that it’s a good job you hadn’t eaten the GARLIC bread after all.
I like the new look. I thought I’d come to wrong house at first, love the bottles.
i don’t know. garlic might have been a good deterrent.
thanks, i like the new look too. it only took me 24 million years to get the header and stuff the way i like it. i’m too picky. not even timberlake is good enough for me!