Apr 25th, 2007 by Kimberley
me: you need to clip the dog’s nails. rufus jumped on me today and broke the skin.
matt: uh huh
me: you need to use those clippers you had to buy.
matt: mm hmmn. where are they?
me: in the laundryroom, on the shelf, with their other supplies. where i told you i was going to put them. they haven’t even been opened yet.
matt: hey. i fixed the dryer yesterday!
me: oh please. how long are you planning to milk that one anyway?
matt: as long as i possibly can. i *am* the man.
me: well, i’ll give you five more minutes. you better hurry up. go.
matt: i see what this is. you’re princess leia and i’m hans solo. you’re making fun of the millennium falcon and i’m about to make the jump to hyperspace.
me: so you’re saying you don’t want to have sex tonight?
