Oh man, I stumbled on this site today and let me just say to you right now, nothing takes me back to twelve years old like little pieces of paper that smell like things. i’m all walkin’ around my house with strawberry stuffed up one nostril and rancid onion up the other. good with the bad, baby.
i had those things stuck on every available surface and some surfaces that weren’t really available but i made it work anyway. don’t pretend you didn’t smell them every chance you got, even skunk, because you were just curious. don’t pretend! why don’t they make these things anymore? why don’t they make anything sweet and wholesome and fun for the sake of fun and so what if it might give you cancer of the nose, it’s fun right now? it all has to plug in to count as fun now. boo! BOO!
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A Woman's Manifesto
Because a woman’s work is never done.
and is underpaid, or unpaid, or boring, or repetitious,
and we’re the first to get fired,
and what we look like is more important than what we do.
And if we get raped its our fault
and if we get beaten we must have provoked it
and if we raise our voices we’re nagging bitches
and if we enjoy sex we’re nymphos
and if we don’t we’re frigid
and if we love women it’s because we can’t get a real man
and if we ask our doctor too many questions we’re neurotic or pushy
and if we expect childcare we’re selfish
and if we stand up for our rights we’re aggressive and un-feminine
and if we don’t we’re typical weak females
and if we want to get married we’re out to trap a man
and if we don’t we’re unnatural
and because we still can’t get an adequate, safe contraceptive, but men can walk on the moon
and if we can’t cope or don’t want a pregnancy we’re made to feel guilty about abortion
and for lots and lots of other reasons
we are part of the women’s liberation movement.- Joyce Stevens, International Woman’s Day, 1975.
Man Vs. Heart Attack
I am somewhat worried about the dude on Man v Food. He isn’t looking so good these days and putting that food away like that can’t be good for him.
I was a little too old so I missed those. I’ve just run out to the cupboard to sniff some real peanut butter (I found some a couple of weeks back – very rare here).