Oh man, I stumbled on this site today and let me just say to you right now, nothing takes me back to twelve years old like little pieces of paper that smell like things. i’m all walkin’ around my house with strawberry stuffed up one nostril and rancid onion up the other. good with the bad, baby.
i had those things stuck on every available surface and some surfaces that weren’t really available but i made it work anyway. don’t pretend you didn’t smell them every chance you got, even skunk, because you were just curious. don’t pretend! why don’t they make these things anymore? why don’t they make anything sweet and wholesome and fun for the sake of fun and so what if it might give you cancer of the nose, it’s fun right now? it all has to plug in to count as fun now. boo! BOO!
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One should always be drunk. That's all that matters; that's our one imperative need. So as not to feel Time's horrible burden; one which breaks your shoulders and bows you down, you must get drunk without cease.
But with what? With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk.
And if, at some time, on steps of a palace, in the green grass of a ditch, in the bleak solitude of your room, you are waking and the drunkenness has already abated, ask the wind, the wave, the stars, the clock, all that which flees, all that which groans, all that which rolls, all that which sings, all that which speaks, ask them, what time it is; and the wind, the wave, the stars, the birds, and the clock, they will all reply:
"It is time to get drunk!
So that you may not be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk, get drunk, and never pause for rest! With wine, poetry, or virtue, as you choose!"
Charles Baudelaire




















I was a little too old so I missed those. I’ve just run out to the cupboard to sniff some real peanut butter (I found some a couple of weeks back – very rare here).