you oughta be ashamed!

so, then, this happened:

kaileb: why is matt giving you a check for $450?
me: sex.
kaileb: ohhhhhhhhhh is that all it takes???

: / he’s been wondering??

5 Responses to “you oughta be ashamed!

  1. Anji says:

    You know you’re worth a $million

  2. Kimberley says:

    oh, would that that were true! but it’s so nice of you to say so.

  3. Butch says:

    Uhhh, well, was that for…or uhhh……i have brainstorm regarding times and regularity, but,,,,,,,nahhhh I better not,,,,

    Also thanks to Matt for sending the shirt…and it was a good time had by all in the Parks…See ya in a couple of months….

    But the reality is: the truth in that statement applied to all couples…And I think the deal is much better for women….how many times do men say ……NO……versus the womans’ response?

    (open (ed) (ing) a whole panacea here) bye!

  4. Kimberley says:

    ooh, sweet william. where do i begin?

    1) thank matt on HIS website. i’m not his messenger girl. oh wait — he doesn’t HAVE one.

    2) it was good to see you. lovely to catch up, yadda yadda. i’m glad you had fun on your little vaycay. will i get to see pics? or are they not the sharing kind, you little devil, you. i know how you roll. i’ve heard stories.

    3) maybe i’m doing something wrong. i didn’t know i was supposed to say NO. matt says no way more often than me. maybe he’s paying me to give him a break. did you ever think of that? hmmmm??

    4) i think i might have broke him. his eyes have glazed over and he just stares out the window mouthing the words, “help” a lot. is that bad?

  5. M@ says:

    Hey Butch, no problem with the shirt. Yeah, one of the benefits to having a girlfriend is that there are more options than ‘cash only’ huh. She take a check cause she know where I live. I had to explain to the young lad what a ‘retainer fee’ is, but I think I only confused him more. In all honesty, the check barely covers the value of regular smooching though. She’s a bargain at twice the price! Glad you had fun in the nation’s first National park.

    M@

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