so, then, this happened:
kaileb: why is matt giving you a check for $450?
me: sex.
kaileb: ohhhhhhhhhh is that all it takes???
: / he’s been wondering??
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A Woman's Manifesto
Because a woman’s work is never done.
and is underpaid, or unpaid, or boring, or repetitious,
and we’re the first to get fired,
and what we look like is more important than what we do.
And if we get raped its our fault
and if we get beaten we must have provoked it
and if we raise our voices we’re nagging bitches
and if we enjoy sex we’re nymphos
and if we don’t we’re frigid
and if we love women it’s because we can’t get a real man
and if we ask our doctor too many questions we’re neurotic or pushy
and if we expect childcare we’re selfish
and if we stand up for our rights we’re aggressive and un-feminine
and if we don’t we’re typical weak females
and if we want to get married we’re out to trap a man
and if we don’t we’re unnatural
and because we still can’t get an adequate, safe contraceptive, but men can walk on the moon
and if we can’t cope or don’t want a pregnancy we’re made to feel guilty about abortion
and for lots and lots of other reasons
we are part of the women’s liberation movement.- Joyce Stevens, International Woman’s Day, 1975.
Man Vs. Heart Attack
I am somewhat worried about the dude on Man v Food. He isn’t looking so good these days and putting that food away like that can’t be good for him.
You know you’re worth a $million
oh, would that that were true! but it’s so nice of you to say so.
Uhhh, well, was that for…or uhhh……i have brainstorm regarding times and regularity, but,,,,,,,nahhhh I better not,,,,
Also thanks to Matt for sending the shirt…and it was a good time had by all in the Parks…See ya in a couple of months….
But the reality is: the truth in that statement applied to all couples…And I think the deal is much better for women….how many times do men say ……NO……versus the womans’ response?
(open (ed) (ing) a whole panacea here) bye!
ooh, sweet william. where do i begin?
1) thank matt on HIS website. i’m not his messenger girl. oh wait — he doesn’t HAVE one.
2) it was good to see you. lovely to catch up, yadda yadda. i’m glad you had fun on your little vaycay. will i get to see pics? or are they not the sharing kind, you little devil, you. i know how you roll. i’ve heard stories.
3) maybe i’m doing something wrong. i didn’t know i was supposed to say NO. matt says no way more often than me. maybe he’s paying me to give him a break. did you ever think of that? hmmmm??
4) i think i might have broke him. his eyes have glazed over and he just stares out the window mouthing the words, “help” a lot. is that bad?
Hey Butch, no problem with the shirt. Yeah, one of the benefits to having a girlfriend is that there are more options than ‘cash only’ huh. She take a check cause she know where I live. I had to explain to the young lad what a ‘retainer fee’ is, but I think I only confused him more. In all honesty, the check barely covers the value of regular smooching though. She’s a bargain at twice the price! Glad you had fun in the nation’s first National park.
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