Kaileb and I got into a heated discussion about religion. It happens, though I try to avoid it. Not because I don’t want to discuss religion with my child, but because my child likes to drive me crazy with deep, philosophical discussions with serious moral implications that make me tired and then I sit there and fantasize about the good old days when he used to want to talk about how come the black power ranger was more betterer than the red power ranger.
We passed a billboard on a church that said, “When your down to nothing, Gods up to something.” Before I could stop myself I growled and complained loudly about the poor spelling and grammar. As soon as I did it I regretted it because that of course fed right into the evil demon-child’s scheme. We had been arguing about what religion I should call myself. I told him I defied any religion. He disagreed. As soon as I complained about the sign however the little shit says, “AH-HA! You’re from the church of Grammarism, since you worship good grammar so much and you think it’s a sin to use baad grammar!”
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A Woman's Manifesto
Because a woman’s work is never done.
and is underpaid, or unpaid, or boring, or repetitious,
and we’re the first to get fired,
and what we look like is more important than what we do.
And if we get raped its our fault
and if we get beaten we must have provoked it
and if we raise our voices we’re nagging bitches
and if we enjoy sex we’re nymphos
and if we don’t we’re frigid
and if we love women it’s because we can’t get a real man
and if we ask our doctor too many questions we’re neurotic or pushy
and if we expect childcare we’re selfish
and if we stand up for our rights we’re aggressive and un-feminine
and if we don’t we’re typical weak females
and if we want to get married we’re out to trap a man
and if we don’t we’re unnatural
and because we still can’t get an adequate, safe contraceptive, but men can walk on the moon
and if we can’t cope or don’t want a pregnancy we’re made to feel guilty about abortion
and for lots and lots of other reasons
we are part of the women’s liberation movement.- Joyce Stevens, International Woman’s Day, 1975.
Man Vs. Heart Attack
I am somewhat worried about the dude on Man v Food. He isn’t looking so good these days and putting that food away like that can’t be good for him.
