Matt is a caring, giving boyfriend. For instance, last night we were in bed talking about things, as couples do. The conversation started to get racy and then it leads to the mention of a threesome. Of course, don’t freak out. It was one of those conversations that’s just a “whatif” kind of thing. You know, like, what if you won a million dollars tomorrow? What if you were stranded on a deserted island? That kind of thing.
Matt, in his infinite good boyfriend goodness, says, “I’m not that interested in a threesome. I wouldn’t want to do it with a guy, and I don’t need to do it with two girls.”
I know! Sweet!
And also, he’s full of shit. Cause I then said, “Oh good. Cause I wouldn’t want to have a threesome with another woman. It would have to be two guys or nothing at all. But since you said you aren’t interested in a threesome, I don’t have to worry about it.”
And then *HE* said, “Well, we can’t rule out the possibility all together. I mean, you never know. You might one day find a woman you’re really attracted to and then you’ll be all like, ‘I really want us to have sex with this woman.’ and then what am I going to say? You know I can’t deny you. I’d do it. I’d have sex with that other woman just for you.”
ha! Isn’t he swell?
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A Woman's Manifesto
Because a woman’s work is never done.
and is underpaid, or unpaid, or boring, or repetitious,
and we’re the first to get fired,
and what we look like is more important than what we do.
And if we get raped its our fault
and if we get beaten we must have provoked it
and if we raise our voices we’re nagging bitches
and if we enjoy sex we’re nymphos
and if we don’t we’re frigid
and if we love women it’s because we can’t get a real man
and if we ask our doctor too many questions we’re neurotic or pushy
and if we expect childcare we’re selfish
and if we stand up for our rights we’re aggressive and un-feminine
and if we don’t we’re typical weak females
and if we want to get married we’re out to trap a man
and if we don’t we’re unnatural
and because we still can’t get an adequate, safe contraceptive, but men can walk on the moon
and if we can’t cope or don’t want a pregnancy we’re made to feel guilty about abortion
and for lots and lots of other reasons
we are part of the women’s liberation movement.- Joyce Stevens, International Woman’s Day, 1975.
Man Vs. Heart Attack
I am somewhat worried about the dude on Man v Food. He isn’t looking so good these days and putting that food away like that can’t be good for him.
Only a man could swing through 365° and still have it to his advantage…
I’ll have to sound Rob out on that one.
Anji, Matt’s the master. Best to keep him and Rob apart for everyone’s sake.