I’m finally back on track! I haven’t been keeping up with this site like I should and like I said earlier, I had to make my mind up about it one way or another as the expiration date was nearing.

I almost thought the decision had been made for me, given the fact that it had been sideswiped – highjacked – bamboozled! by some nefarious hackers. I don’t know if you’re like me, but when I say hackers I always think of some dark organization of highly skilled techno-junkies, hellbent on destruction and personal gain. They dress like James Bond and sip martinis while laughing their evil laugh. In reality, of course, it’s probably just some pimply-faced kid sitting in his ill-fitting underoos in the dark and dank basement of ma and pa, wondering, “What will happen if I push this button?” They shouldn’t oughta do that. It caused me nothing but heartburn.

Fortunately for me, my Danny was watching my back. He acted swiftly and saved all my content. My years and years of content. All that content appreciated by the tens of readers across the world, if not by me alone. Thank you, Danny!

I couldn’t let his good deeds go unpunished, so of course I decided to keep the place. You don’t know how much you cherish something until it’s taken away.

I made all those compromises we all make when faced with certain death. I will write more often. I’ll post more pictures. I’ll make more of an effort! I swear! Just give me my stuff back and give me ONE more chance! Pleaaaaaaaaaase!

We’ll see how long that actually lasts.

For the time being though, I’ve committed to a new me. A dedicated, unapologetic blogger, boring the world one post at a time. I’ve switched over to a new server and — oh, let me just say about that — if you’ve never tried to switch hosts manually with no prior experience or knowledge of what the hell you’re doing, you’re a lucky duck. That was a nightmare. x 3000. But I’m here now and as I was saying, I solemnly vow to make the most of my second chance.

Haha. Won’t YOU be sorry?