It’s in the way that you use it.

Here is Matt’s answer to everything: “Maybe you have a fever.”

As in,

“I’m hot.”

“Maybe you have a fever.”

“I don’t feel so good.”

“Maybe you have a fever.”

“There’s a piranha swimming in the bathtub.”

“Maybe you have a fever.”

I’m afraid Hillary Clinton might be the next president.

“OH GOD, NO! Maybe you have a fever!” 

You get the picture.

5 Responses to “It’s in the way that you use it.

  1. M@ says:

    Maybe you DO have a fever though.

    I’ll get the cowbell.

    M@

  2. Anji says:

    maybe he’s the one with the fever.

  3. Kimberley says:

    He’s got a fever alright…

  4. grandma says:

    is he calling you a cow? whats the cowbell for? and maybe he’s giving you a fever, you never know!!!!

  5. Kimberley says:

    I think it’s true. Not the calling me a cow part. He would never, ever. But he does give me a fever. All of my discomfort can be directly be attributed to him, I’m certain of it.

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