Mar 10th, 2008 by Kimberley
Matt has this friend, right? Listen to this.
When my mom was like nine, she thought that clowns were born that way and she was scared that when she had kids they would be born clowns. Years after telling us this she now says that she was right all along and had three clowns. But anyway, she thought that clowns were born with the white faces and red noses and big feet or something. But what i just realized is how funny it would be if clowns were actually born that way. And then the payoff, after the doctor shows the baby to the mother saying, “Congratulations, you’ve had a clown!” the doctor starts pulling on the umbilical cord like a handkerchief out of the mother’s uterus. And it keeps going and going. I dunno, maybe it’s because I’m drunk.
Yuk yuk yuk.
