Comments on: The Yeti is not allowed to go to automobile shows anymore. Ever.

By: Kimberley

Kimberley — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:47:44 +0000

Uh huh. It’s perfectly normal to say you’re going to “top off my fluids” and then what size wrench I’d like for this evening’s “tune-up” — everyone does that. I’m sure.

By: m@

m@ — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:37:45 +0000

People should know that it wasn’t like how she said. I was going to play the dirty mechanic and you were going to play the rare and beautiful Maserati. I was going to go the full 9 yards of role play cliche – offering to check under the hood, recommend a full lube job and a test ride and then make you feel violated when you get my bill. And at least I didn’t ask you to pretend to be a car we both know.

By: Kimberley

Kimberley — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:05:30 +0000

Ohhhhh sure, it’s hilarious, Jay. Until later that night when he asked me to pretend to be a Maserati and go “vrooom, vrooom” in bed.

And I’m not kidding. : \

Yeti, you know you’re asking for it. And not the good it, either.

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:55:55 +0000

*spits tea down nose while trying to laugh and breathe at the same time*

That’s the funniest thing I’ve read for a long time – both post AND comment! ROFL!

By: M@

M@ — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:24:30 +0000

I did not say that! I said that there are some cars that on some level I find attractive. That’s different than wanting to sleep in the garage. I mean come on guys, who’s with me? A ’68 Camaro. The McLaren F1. The Lamborghini Reventon. They’ve got something that appeals to us in kinda sorta the same way women appeal to us, visually. Symmetry, curves, and um…headlights.

Women don’t understand it (robot machines are one thing but automobile machines, well that’s just like bestiality) because the only automotive equivalent for them is the Weinermobile!