If you search the web for “what to make for dinner” you’ll find plenty of advice. Plenty of recipes. Plenty of ideas. And plenty of women asking the exact same question. Someone, other than me…someone with actual technical skill and know-how, they should create a dinner generator. Either you press a button and random ideas pop up or you throw in a couple keywords like “chicken” or “potato” or I don’t know… “toenail” and then voila! the generator spits out some delicious ideas. If you don’t like the first one you can just hit the button again until you find something you want.
Go ahead, do it. Google “what should I make for dinner” and you will find a LOT of women (and some men too, I’m sure) struggling with the same question. Universally, the cry seems to be the same: I don’t mind making dinner, I really don’t. Just please, PLEASE for the love of God just tell me what you want.
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Because a woman’s work is never done.
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and we’re the first to get fired,
and what we look like is more important than what we do.
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and if we expect childcare we’re selfish
and if we stand up for our rights we’re aggressive and un-feminine
and if we don’t we’re typical weak females
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Man Vs. Heart Attack
I am somewhat worried about the dude on Man v Food. He isn’t looking so good these days and putting that food away like that can’t be good for him.
One should always be drunk. That's all that matters; that's our one imperative need. So as not to feel Time's horrible burden; one which breaks your shoulders and bows you down, you must get drunk without cease.
But with what? With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk.
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I’ve tried asking ‘what would you like?’, but they are much better at saying what they don’t want to eat. I’m in a rut with my cooking, you can tell what day it is by what’s for dinner.
I think that the ‘Dinner generator’ should do the cooking too.
Oh it’s existed for 8 years already:
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=I7XYXRKIqeY&feature=related
I love your cooking so much that it doesn’t matter what’s for dinner. I’m a-gonna gobble.
What a relief! I will now toss out all my pots and pans and live the life of leisure I was meant to!
OK, but don’t throw out the Circulon one. That was a gift. From me. It should have sentimental value.