Yesterday we had us a thunderstorm. Very unusual for the Pacific Northwest. It rains a lot, but mostly it’s that non committal, drizzly, boring rain that makes you want to shoot yourself because it’s just enough to be a bother, but not enough to be exciting. Yesterday was exciting.
I sat on the back porch in a lawn chair and breathed deep the air while the rain fell all around me. The porch is covered. Lest you think I’m weird. Well, okay, I am a little weird. But not weird enough to sit in a lawn chair under the open sky in a thunderstorm.
It reminded me of home. The storm, not the chair. Not home like where I live, but home where I come from. South Carolina home. The one and only home I’ll ever call home, no matter where I live.
First, it gets hot. So bloody hot. Lord have mercy, it was hot. The air gets so thick and heavy, it’s like being swaddled in a wet, heated blanket from head to toe and try as you might, you just can’t unravel yourself from it. It’s useless to even try. Making the attempt only serves to make you hotter. The atmosphere has a pregnant quality to it. It’s uncomfortably thick and miserable and it’s going to burst any minute now. You can feel it. People actually look up at the sky in quiet expectation, waiting for it to drop whatever it is it’s carrying that’s making it so hot and angry. It’s a vengeful kind of hot.
That might go on for day, maybe two or three days. It might only last a few hours. It’s always just long enough that people start losing their minds a little. They cast about in the heat, bumping into one another and grumbling about how it’s too damn hot and get out from in front of the air conditioner so everyone can feel it, damn it. Only in the Pacific Northwest nobody has air conditioners. It rarely gets hot enough here to justify the expense carbon footprint.
Then comes the thunder and lightening. Yesterday’s thunder was particularly enjoyable and not just because we don’t get it that often. It was loud, angry thunder. It was a prolonged, grumbling thunder. I was taking a nap late in the afternoon, above the covers, trying to sleep through the heat. It’s unusual for me to nap. I try often, but rarely ever succeed. I’ve been sick though and stressed and not sleeping very well at night and then here is this damn, insufferable heat. It all caught up with me at once and I crashed beneath the sheet, deep in fitful sleep. The fan was in the window right beside my bed. There was precious little air being pulled through it. I tossed and turned. I think I was dreaming I was in Hell.
There was a crack so loud it sounded like a gun going off right next to my head. I know guns. This sounded like a gun. I sat straight up in bed, swung my legs over the bed and peered out the window, past the blades of the fan and up into the sky. It looked pissed. It was dark and still sunny at the same time. There was an epic battle going on overhead. Good vs. Evil. Sun vs. Rain. Light vs. Dark.
I sat there a few minutes more and counted off three more resounding cracks across the sky, coupled with brilliant flashes of light. By the time I padded down the hall into the living room the sky had opened up and rain was pouring. The wind was blowing fiercely in a million different directions at once. That baby was done stewing and had finally decided to drop. I scurried around the house removing fans and closing windows and then ran to sit on the back porch — the better to enjoy the show.
The Native Americans associate thunderstorms with the Thunderbirds, servants of the Great Spirit. The Romans thought they were planetary battles — wars waged by Jupiter who would toss lightening bolts around like confetti. There is a Nordic tale called “The Theft of Freyia’s Necklace” in which a thunderstorm becomes a contest between Fire and Water. Freyia becomes the sun, her necklace a rainbow. And of course there is Thor. And Zeus. Stories abound. Thunderstorms fascinate and spark the imagination. They terrify and lend themselves to speculation, fables, myth, legend.
For me, it was bliss. Pure bliss. It was like a fever breaking and all the relief just poured out across the land. It was like a damn bursting and the water just washed everything squeaky clean.
It was like being home again.
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A Woman's Manifesto
Because a woman’s work is never done.
and is underpaid, or unpaid, or boring, or repetitious,
and we’re the first to get fired,
and what we look like is more important than what we do.
And if we get raped its our fault
and if we get beaten we must have provoked it
and if we raise our voices we’re nagging bitches
and if we enjoy sex we’re nymphos
and if we don’t we’re frigid
and if we love women it’s because we can’t get a real man
and if we ask our doctor too many questions we’re neurotic or pushy
and if we expect childcare we’re selfish
and if we stand up for our rights we’re aggressive and un-feminine
and if we don’t we’re typical weak females
and if we want to get married we’re out to trap a man
and if we don’t we’re unnatural
and because we still can’t get an adequate, safe contraceptive, but men can walk on the moon
and if we can’t cope or don’t want a pregnancy we’re made to feel guilty about abortion
and for lots and lots of other reasons
we are part of the women’s liberation movement.- Joyce Stevens, International Woman’s Day, 1975.

Man Vs. Heart Attack
I am somewhat worried about the dude on Man v Food. He isn’t looking so good these days and putting that food away like that can’t be good for him.
One should always be drunk. That's all that matters; that's our one imperative need. So as not to feel Time's horrible burden; one which breaks your shoulders and bows you down, you must get drunk without cease.
But with what? With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk.
And if, at some time, on steps of a palace, in the green grass of a ditch, in the bleak solitude of your room, you are waking and the drunkenness has already abated, ask the wind, the wave, the stars, the clock, all that which flees, all that which groans, all that which rolls, all that which sings, all that which speaks, ask them, what time it is; and the wind, the wave, the stars, the birds, and the clock, they will all reply:
"It is time to get drunk!
So that you may not be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk, get drunk, and never pause for rest! With wine, poetry, or virtue, as you choose!"
Charles Baudelaire













I enjoyed reading that. I love the sound and the smell of the rain after a long hot spell. I go out onto the porch too. Just to watch.