Here’s something I discovered about myself today: I have a foul mouth. I know, I’ll just let that sink in a little, let the gasps die down. I realize it’s a hard thing to believe about sweet, little ol’ me. But it’s true. I was standing around with a couple guys today and we were [...]

Christopher Hitchens, for those who don’t know, is an author and a journalist of ill repute. He’s said and done some rather scandalous things in his career. He’s a bit controversial. Here is the guy who supports the Iraq war, but was water boarded for Vanity Fair and declared it –without a doubt — torture. [...]

I saw a Twix bar today that said you could win $10,000 and a trip to Las Vegas. The first thing I thought about was the fact that I was in Las Vegas and the people in Las Vegas who win this contest must be pissed. It’s like they only win half a prize. My [...]

I’ve been spending the past two weeks at home due to some medical issues and at first I really welcomed the time away. Work is, at best, stressful. It’s a good job and I’m thankful for it, but there are times I literally just want to sit on the floor in my office and tear [...]

When they say, “Thanks for voting us best Blah blah blah” Who are they talking about? Who voted? When did they vote? What was the criteria for getting to vote? How come no one ever asked ME which laundromat in town is the best? How come no one ever bothered to get my take on [...]

Tonight is our last night in Vegas. Which is a relief and a horror all at once. I can’t wait to sleep in my own bed, kiss my boys and get pounced on by my dogs. But I don’t relish the thought of going back to the office or the drudgery of housework. I am [...]

I wish I was better at updating. I so enjoy writing but I can’t be arsed to get over here and do it. Two dogs, two teenagers, a full time job that feels like two, a full time relationship, family…those are all my excuses, but none of them valid enough to excuse my lack of [...]

I know this is totally random and a weird thing to post after a (nother) long absence, but I was thinking about it and couldn’t help it. Wouldn’t it rock if, just once, some E! “Special” Correspondent was out on the red carpet and they’re all like, “And who are you wearing?” and the celebrity [...]