I saw a Twix bar today that said you could win $10,000 and a trip to Las Vegas. The first thing I thought about was the fact that I was in Las Vegas and the people in Las Vegas who win this contest must be pissed. It’s like they only win half a prize.
My second [...]

I’ve been spending the past two weeks at home due to some medical issues and at first I really welcomed the time away. Work is, at best, stressful. It’s a good job and I’m thankful for it, but there are times I literally just want to sit on the floor in my office and tear [...]

When they say, “Thanks for voting us best Blah blah blah” Who are they talking about? Who voted? When did they vote? What was the criteria for getting to vote? How come no one ever asked ME which laundromat in town is the best? How come no one ever bothered to get my take on [...]

Tonight is our last night in Vegas. Which is a relief and a horror all at once. I can’t wait to sleep in my own bed, kiss my boys and get pounced on by my dogs. But I don’t relish the thought of going back to the office or the drudgery of housework. I am [...]

I wish I was better at updating. I so enjoy writing but I can’t be arsed to get over here and do it. Two dogs, two teenagers, a full time job that feels like two, a full time relationship, family…those are all my excuses, but none of them valid enough to excuse my lack of [...]

I know this is totally random and a weird thing to post after a (nother) long absence, but I was thinking about it and couldn’t help it.
Wouldn’t it rock if, just once, some E! “Special” Correspondent was out on the red carpet and they’re all like,
“And who are you wearing?”
and the celebrity would be all [...]

I’ve been trying to make myself come here. I get as far as opening the window then I stare at the screen for a bit and finally give up and close it again. I’m just so busy. I’ve got so much going on it’s hard to find the time to sit and post anything worth [...]

With the advent of Mickey Rourke’s uh, comeback, I guess, Matt made the statement tonight that 9 1/2 Weeks just wouldn’t have the same impact with Rourke and Basinger in the leads today – not like it did way back whenever.
Maybe he’s on to something?

That was then. This is now:

Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.