it’s always 4:45 and the shit is going down at five.

Matt & I watched We Are Marshall, right? We rented it like, 3 years ago and I think it might be due back tomorrow or something so we decided we should probably get around to watching it tonight. Phew wee! Something died and crawled in my dvd player. I mean, don’t get me wrong. I’m [...]

i took the boys to see the simpsons movie. we usually don’t go to movies on opening weekend because we all fear my incarceration, such is my disdain for rude people in crowded theatres. i broke down this time though because the boys have been literally DYING to see it. seriously. nearly every day since [...]

matt and i took the boys to the drive-in the other night. it was exactly as i remembered it and not at all as i remembered it. there was a big, open space with cars everywhere and a big screen and a concession stand and the voices came out of our car radio. well, the [...]

did i ever tell you about the time i was really stoned and watching flight of the phoenix in the dark? to this day i have to stop and think about that movie and wonder whether or not it was just a movie or if it really happened. i don’t like watching movies when i’m [...]

i’ve had the same headache for roughly two weeks. it comes in waves. it weakens and strenghtens in severity. it does not rock the casbah. if this were a movie i’d be dead by now. you know how in movies the first sign of an oscar is a cough or a headache? that’s when you [...]

i went to a movie last night. i like going to the movies. i like the movies and the viewing of them. generally. however. it seems that the last few times i went to a movie there was some loud mouth mothertrucker who didn’t realize he was at the movies and continued to run his [...]

oooeeer! i saw an excellent scary movie this morning! i woke up at 5 and couldn’t get back to sleep and so instead curled up under a blanket to flip the channels on the idiot box. and there, right in front of me, a black and white gem. it was called the innocents and it [...]