Here’s something I discovered about myself today: I have a foul mouth. I know, I’ll just let that sink in a little, let the gasps die down. I realize it’s a hard thing to believe about sweet, little ol’ me. But it’s true. I was standing around with a couple guys today and we were [...]

(sometimes I feel also like just putting words on photos. it’s a thing.)

I saw this on another website and copied it to share here…I’m sorry, I’ve lost the original link. I’m a bad, bad blogger. I did, however, manage to capture the original artist. Well, not “capture” – she’s not in my basement, bound and gagged or anything. Anyway, I thought you might enjoy it, but in [...]

Why do I even bother with the news? You tell me that and I’ll pay you some money. This is clever and proper and I give it my full endorsement. For whatever that’s worth. Then we have this. And, I don’t know internet, you tell me. Mel Gibson, who is looking, thankfully, “more subdued”, is [...]

This thing here expires in February. The 23rd or something. I’ve been trying to decide if I want to keep it or not. I keep leaning towards quitting, but seriously, when I think of this place not being here anymore, it kills me. This has been here for more than 5 years. I moved it [...]

You know what I really want to see? I’d like to live to see one celebrity tell the truth. Just one. That’ll please me immensely and then I can die a — well, if not happy, at least a little less bitter woman. To be clear, I don’t agree with dogfighting. I love my pooches [...]

When I was young I romanticized everything. Everything was a grand adventure and something wonderful to be discovered, even the tedium I didn’t want. I don’t do that so much anymore. These days the only time I get like that is when I’m premenstrual and the hormones are raging an all out war for control [...]

I’m a troubled sleeper — always have been. Sleep eludes me like Trix cereal continues to elude that poor, silly rabbit. I’m forever chasing it and it’s forever just out of my grasp. A thing about getting old is: it doesn’t get any better. I find myself waking earlier and earlier every morning. Doesn’t matter [...]

I already said this once. But now someone else is saying it too. Only, they’re more direct and to the point, of course. I never seem to use one word when a thousand will do.

We discussed, you’ll recall, my devastating breakup with my therapist earlier this year. Well — I discussed it and you sat patiently — such good sports that you are. No, I’m still not over him. Time has not healed any wounds whatsoever. I know what “they’ all say and “they” are all liars. Nonetheless, today, [...]