my therapist doesn’t like any of the men i date. he constantly says to me, “he’s not good enough for you.” and i wonder if this is a result of some misguided information he’s ascertained from our sessions. he says “fuck” a lot. like the word will be outlawed soon so he’s trying to get [...]

mmmn. beer. good beer. nice beer. beer is our friend. i have special feelings for it. but not in “that” way. (okay. maybe in that way a little bit.) hic*

i have just a few random observations about today. well, not really about today. they’re really more just random observations in general. well, alright then. first observation is that i tend to ramble, no? observation the second: i find men eating apples incredibly sexy. this actually occurred to me yesterday when i watched this guy [...]

i had this really weird dream last night in which kurt russell (the one with the oh, so dreamy eyes) and i were in this car in this field and we had a horrible, fiery crash. of course we both died. it was tragic. but in a totally fun kind of way. i mean, it [...]

you know that song by meatloaf? the one that goes “i would do anything for love, but i won’t do that?” i always wondered what he meant. but now i think i know. :/ ick.

had a heckuva time getting home today. took me an hour and a half longer than it should have, which is really saying something considering i live and work in an area where the big novelty is watching the one stop light blink off and on saturday nights. we just don’t *do* traffic. nonetheless, i [...]

you know what i think we just don’t see enough of? people fake crying in music videos.