I know this is totally random and a weird thing to post after a (nother) long absence, but I was thinking about it and couldn’t help it. Wouldn’t it rock if, just once, some E! “Special” Correspondent was out on the red carpet and they’re all like, “And who are you wearing?” and the celebrity [...]

One of the clever little bits of WordPress is that the dashboard shows you some stats when you sign in. Mainly stuff like which post has the most views, who has linked to you, blah blah blah. But it also tells you the top searches that led people to your site. Here’s what brought people [...]

(from Toothpaste For Dinner) I’ve been busy? Have I overused that one? I know. I’m sorry. Anywoozle, I truly and deeply hope that my tens of readers had a lovely Christmas (if that’s your bag) and a wonderful New Year. I’ve got some photos to post and some video as well. But I can’t be [...]

I can’t believe the spam email I get. Sometimes, instead of just junking it immediately, I will peruse the subject lines and content of some of these beauties. I’m telling you, the world is awash in hysterically, darkly creative people all wasting their talents away in the spam industry. Need proof? Here’s the subject lines [...]

Overhead at the deli today: Woman #1: “I know! Can you believe it!? And his name was Jesus too!” Woman #2: “Well, pffth. You just would have expected more from him.” A phone call with my thirteen year old son: Helllooooooooo, Jacob! Helllllloooooooo, Mom! How’s the family? The wife? The kids? They’re woooooonderful! And the [...]

This has been the day. I reject the notion that I am exaggerating. I bolted out of bed and spun around three times. I couldn’t find the phone and it was ringing. I couldn’t find it and it was loud. I opened the bedroom door and ran through the house looking for it. The floor [...]

Here’s a few things: 1) Matt & I put an offer in on a house. Will they accept? Will they decline? I can’t decide which answer I want more. 2) I think it’s sweet that even though my dad is pushing 70 and my mom is pushing 60 and they’ve been married for more than [...]

I’m finally back on track! I haven’t been keeping up with this site like I should and like I said earlier, I had to make my mind up about it one way or another as the expiration date was nearing. I almost thought the decision had been made for me, given the fact that it [...]

Why do I even bother with the news? You tell me that and I’ll pay you some money. This is clever and proper and I give it my full endorsement. For whatever that’s worth. Then we have this. And, I don’t know internet, you tell me. Mel Gibson, who is looking, thankfully, “more subdued”, is [...]