I saw a Twix bar today that said you could win $10,000 and a trip to Las Vegas. The first thing I thought about was the fact that I was in Las Vegas and the people in Las Vegas who win this contest must be pissed. It’s like they only win half a prize.
My second [...]

I am out of town for a conference. The conference location is Las Vegas. Everyone who hears that I am in Vegas says to me, “Oh, how nice. I wish *I* was going to Las Vegas on someone else’s dime.”
And I respond thusly, “Pfffffthhh.”
Vegas isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. It’s loud and dirty [...]

Oh. La la. It’s a new year!
It’s eight o clock and I’m just waiting for bedtime. It’s the highlight of my evening. I’m like, DYING for bedtime. Come oooon bedtime! Let’s go!
It’s not been a good day, but I’ve resolved to pick myself up by my big girl panties and deal with it. Whining and [...]

It’s officially the year two thousand ten. Welcome to it. It’s only taken us a whole year to get here. I’ve changed things around a bit, trying to shake off all the old to make room for the new. I created a new landing page as a sort of gateway to all my junk. I’ve [...]

When they say, “Thanks for voting us best Blah blah blah” Who are they talking about? Who voted? When did they vote? What was the criteria for getting to vote? How come no one ever asked ME which laundromat in town is the best? How come no one ever bothered to get my take on [...]

Oh boy, am I agitated.
That’s not a question. It’s a statement. I’m so irritated and on edge. I wish I had a vice to fall back on, something I could run to and say things like, “You don’t understand. I need it. It’s the only thing keeping me sane right now! Just a little more. [...]

My site was hacked. Again. Now listen to me whine.
I suppose I should probably count myself lucky that it’s only been twice in 8 years. Those are pretty good odds. Right?
It’s partially my fault, as I was trying to put off updating WordPress until 2.7 came out. They were supposed to release it in November, [...]

This thing here expires in February. The 23rd or something. I’ve been trying to decide if I want to keep it or not. I keep leaning towards quitting, but seriously, when I think of this place not being here anymore, it kills me. This has been here for more than 5 years. I moved it [...]

You know what I really want to see? I’d like to live to see one celebrity tell the truth. Just one. That’ll please me immensely and then I can die a — well, if not happy, at least a little less bitter woman.
To be clear, I don’t agree with dogfighting. I love my pooches and [...]

Okay, I’m just saying, alright? This might possibly be the reason women are so incredibly fucked up about their bodies. I can’t lie to you. I feel a little sick right now. Not like disgusted due to moral outrage kind of sick, but like sick.
Legitimately and physically ill.
Listen, let me just tell you something, okay? [...]