it’s always 4:45 and the shit is going down at five.

Yeah. Okay, here’s what I don’t get about Law & Order or other cop shows of their ilk. The cops go and question people and they’re all like, “Blah blahblah, tell us what you know!” and the people they’re questioning are always like, “Blah blah blah. Blah.” RUDE! and they don’t even stop what they’re [...]

i’m watching the grammy awards right now and okay, admittedly, it’s been awhile since i’ve last seen one. we’re talking probably a decade or more. but still. i have just one question. has it changed so much that they’ve simply stopped giving out awards now? is it just a really long, pretentious and expensive concert? [...]

okay. so i had this revelation just now. like, literally five minutes ago that those people. the ones in japan and china and where ever else it is those people come from, those people have got to be doing serious drugs. i mean, they have to be. i bet you any amount of money. anything [...]

i don’t believe in television. i mean, of course i believe in it. in the way that you see it and it exists. not like the tooth fairy or easter bunny who only maybe exist. for a million years i didn’t even have t.v. i chose not to. there were a thousand other things i [...]

you know, it occurs to me that a lot of blogs write about current events. there are entire sites dedicated to politics. and news. and. stuff. those are some witty and smart people. some of them are breaking top news stories the big guys aren’t even getting. these bloggers are getting some attention and being [...]