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my momma is one keerazy chick. we tooka my sista to the airport today. on the way home we saw one of those “adopt-a-highway” signs. this particular stretch of highway had been adopted by the Nudist Lake Campers. ooooer. dat’s nasty! i pointed it out to her. she’s all like, “i’d like to see that! [...]
the guy next to me on the plane was wearing a digital spongebob watch. he looked about 45. so i was wondering if he just really likes spongebob or if his kids maybe bought it for him and he’s wearing it for them. which is awfully sweet. i once wore a macaroni necklace to work [...]
we went on this insane little trip when i was like 13 years old. and by little i mean of course 3000+ miles in a van from the west coast to the east. my parents hate to fly. they live in mortal fear. still to this day. but they love to travel. so summer vacations [...]
i’m back now from las vegas. sick of travel. i want my own bed, my own house, my own space. also: people kind of remind me of shiny new toys. when you first get them they’re all exciting and fun to look at and explore. but after you examine it a little further and discover [...]
